A Message from America's Witches

September 17, 2010

From: American Council of Witches and Warlocks – Office of Governing Elders

To: Republican Party of the United States

Re: Depictions of Witchcraft in the Media


It has come to the attention of this council that your political party has been depicting Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi in California as the Wicked Witch of the West in a televised ad. As a group, we do not endorse any political candidates (and do not use our powers to affect the outcomes of elections).




Our membership is diverse. We include everyone and treat them equally regardless of gender, sexual orientation, age, or beliefs. We are also a part of the nation as a whole. We can be found in all neighborhoods in all cities and states. We are also a part of the nation's military (until someone passes a “Don't Ask, Don't Tell” on us).



As for the Republican Senate Candidate in Delaware, Christine O'Donnell, we have no record of her as a part of our group. As far as we can tell, she has cast no spells (many include masturbatory practices).

We seriously must protest and ask you to cease and desist any further mention or depictions of witchcraft in the future or spells will be cast which will affect your families for generations.

Besides, the real wicked witch is located further north of California. So, Sarah, if you are reading this, please get your dues paid up. We've let it go for a few years now, but I'm sure you can afford them now with all the money you are making.

Sincerely,

Hilda von Broom
Executive Chairman
Salem, MA